I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoeseum? ' Hey, guess what - news flash, guys - a date's not a sporting event.
I guess I better stroll the hell out of here at a moderate pace.
That was really unfortunate and it’s very rare that that happens. So I’ll do a few shows at a small club or mess around in the States and prepare it. Go Time really sends a positive message about living from your heart.
Sometimes you’ll get people who might say something to me but it’s usually in a positive way. I just try to enjoy myself too, because I know soon I’ll be on the road and there’s a certain responsibility there where you have to work five or six nights a week and be in certain places at certain times – it’s just a different lifestyle so I try to enjoy when I’m not doing it. It’s a show with lots of different aspects but it’s all new material, it does have a positive message but I’d rather people come along and see what that is. I’m here to make people laugh, I’m not trying to be a prophet or a motivational speaker.
Can you imagine if you had a pair of shoes that you could only walk in? My friend and I were up to all sorts of shenanigans at school. A date's an opportunity to be in the presence of another individual and celebrate the unique-osity of that person. I just got a car, and I gotta say, this car is very cryptic. If it was called Fat Happy Fucking Well-Contented Jack's, I'd eat there.
That could be kind of limiting under certain circumstances. But one time it ended up disrupting the whole class and we got in trouble. My friends, they only want to know one thing: 'Did you score? The very first day I drove it, a light came on out of nowhere: 'Check engine.' Could they be any more vague? They got a restaurant called Hungry Jack's, but I didn't feel comfortable eating there. But I wouldn't bring a kid because it has a swear word in the title, and that's inappropriate. And when I get back, then we'll be together forever - forever and ever and ever - until death.
I’ll probably continue to share by time between the two. Na, I stay with friends, they have spare rooms and I can stay whenever I want.
When you type your name in Google one of the related search terms is ‘does arj barker have a girlfriend? I noticed that one too so I guess that answers your question.
I didn’t take it as an insult or anything, they had a good laugh.
They just thought I was this crazy American comedian I guess.
He is getting to that point you mentioned but for the moment I’m comfortable with how well he does.